Dhani
When Dhani (Pronounced Donny), the secret hitting coach of recent fame, was forced to return to India last time, some of the Mets players responded by spotting what was considered then to be hallucinations about squirrels; others insisted they were raccoons or even rats…but some said it was none of that – it was an alien race of birds that were a lot smarter than people – and hungrier – you can imagine the fear. What could possibly go wrong?
Dhani, (Pronounced Donny) was the secret hitting guru, many of the Mets hitters inwardly went to for future secrets on hitting. Like what pitch, what at bat, what time of day, what chop-suey, what chained down bottle of Merlot, what ghost –
They’d do anything to improve their averages, repeating Meher Baba’s Perfect Name
Play ball!
Between 2019 and 2021 was considered at that time only aged 10, a hitting coach extraordinaire. But because of green card issues, somehow, in the dark of night, Dhani was very quickly ushered away and suspiciously expelled from America without warning or reason.
Only latter was it determined that he was air-lifted out of America and dropped into the city of Rishikas, India, where he has now resided until just recently. In April, he was spotted by some Mets themselves, almost unbelievably, dancing atop the Empire State Building with 3 players and a player to be named later from a cross-town team proclaiming “We can rule the world…”
Dhani is now 12.5 years of age and is considered by many Baseball scouts to be the first ever Perfect Master of Baseball
Anthony Giammattei (Poet) 